return my video game
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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