Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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