Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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