Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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