: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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