i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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