Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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