she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You ruined the universe
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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