Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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