Nicole vs. Life
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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