i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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