What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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