He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
how can u be prego again
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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