Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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