No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
