Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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