Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
dude. I can hear the air.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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