.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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