he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
