so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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