Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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