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There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall

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(734): View more from Michigan

Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.

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(630): View more from Illinois

oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us

(1-630): View more from Illinois

fair point

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(503): View more from Oregon

He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..

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(445): View more from Pennsylvania

she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again

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