she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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