why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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