And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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