It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
where are my pants?
in the oven.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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