I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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