I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
