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only if we run a train.
done.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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