My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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