Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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