it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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