Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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