Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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