thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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