dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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