that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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