"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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