He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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