Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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