Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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