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(512): View more from Texas

My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle

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(503): View more from Oregon

You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."

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(407): View more from Florida

I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."

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He had one of those small greek statue penises

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.

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(620): View more from Kansas

I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.

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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?

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