Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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