it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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