they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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