How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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