i barfeds in our rink
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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