I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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