I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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