Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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